Look, we should all know by now that sending unsolicited dick pics is not cute. Unless somebody has explicitly asked you for a dick pic or nudes, do not assume that pulling your pants down and letting them in on how your genitals are looking that day is a good icebreaker. So assuming you trust your partner, how do you even know what to send? Strap in.
Ah, the dick pic. A miracle of technology? A creepy nuisance? The Civil War love letter of our time? Amateur cultural anthropologist also known as "some girl on Snapchat" Reece took the time to create this safe for work, illustrated guide to the dick pic. The Low Angle has many benefits and drawbacks. The forced perspective may make your Richard Attenborough RIP seem larger, but chances are your face will look at best dumb and at worst super, duper dumb.
Faye Kinley, from Glasgow, Scotland, silenced the pervert after his warped text message. A transgender woman humiliated a pervert who sent her a picture of his manhood - by replying with a photo of her own larger penis. Faye Kinley, 20, was disgusted to receive the message out of the blue after the creep allegedly found her number on Facebook. In the first message, the pervert wrote: "Hey girl you are so sexy," with the warped image. But then, quick-thinking Faye replied with her own image and later wrote: "What the hell? Why would you send me that? And the student embarrassed the creep by posting the conversation on social media, tastefully censoring the pictures with croissant and aubergine emojis respectively. Worked like a charm," wrote the student, of Glasgow, Scotland. Twitter users praised Faye. And he just texted me out of the blue.
We began discussing whether any woman actually likes receiving them. As a woman myself, I know that if I ever see an unsolicited dick pic it pretty much ruins my day. There's a certain kind of bloke who sends them randomly, and I'll be honest. It isn't impressive.